Following
Marilyn Monroe’s lead, I put my underwear in the freezer, but added socks and
T-shirt.
Prior to dressing for work as a mechanic at an aircraft repair station,
I donned the frozen under-things, and was cool, at least for one brief
moment. Temperatures in Little Rock and
most of the south had been above 100 for two weeks, hitting 110 a few
times. I worked the night shift, which
began at 4 PM and concluded at midnight. Our only relief in the hangar came
from floor fans that stood as tall as a man, but in such heat, blew only hot
air. On this day, with the hangar full, High Speed Haxby and I had to work on
the ramp. He drew a single engine
Beechcraft Bonanza, the owner demanding more cooling from the air
conditioner. (Look, Fella, in this weather,
the AC can only do so much.) Like the
aircraft I drew, a West Wind business jet, affectionately known as a “Jew
Canoe” since the Israel Aircraft Corporation held the type certificate, the
Bonanza sat cooking on the ramp all day.
High Speed crawled down into the fuselage to bleed the system, but soon
came crawling back out, his face pale and sweating. He stood, leaned over, grabbed his knees and
puked. We all got a laugh out of that. My West Wind was a simple tire change, but
when I attempted to jack the right main gear, the jack sank into hot asphalt; I
went back in and cut plywood to augment the jack pads. With the job finished, I opened the cabin
door to retrieve the logbook and was pushed back by a horrendous smell. Apparently, the last passengers dined on
lobster, but the flight crew failed to remove the leftovers or dump the potty. Man, did it reek.
Our normal after-work ritual was to pool our
money and send someone for beer, the cheapest beer they could find, the desire
being quantity, not quality. But on this
night, and with the beer already in coolers, we headed for the Arkansas River
to cool off and go for a ride in Tom’s boat. Consequently, around 3 AM from the darkness of
the Arkansas River, a boatload of us laid siege to downtown Little Rock that
began with a barrage of bottle rockets and no doubt awoke businessmen and
visitors in their high hotels. Soon a
police cruiser showed up at River Front Park and made the mistake of finding us
with a spotlight to which we replied with a landing light designed for a Boeing
727 that we had mounted in a cutout gallon milk jug and wired to a 24 volt
aircraft battery—you couldn’t leave it on too long or the jug melted. Our spotlight being much brighter than the
cops, theirs went dead, but we heard much yelling and saw them running toward
the bank. After flashing hotels with the
landing light, we chose discretion and withdrew in darkness down the Arkansas
River, two of us being pulled behind the boat on inner tubes; drunk, of course,
and free of life jackets. By the time we
loaded the boat and headed our separate ways, dawn was breaking. I could tell by the sky, it was going to be
another hot one.
(Photograph of the author by Mitch "Sluggo" Easily, 1987, R.I.P., Sluggo)
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