Pinky's TPLO Physical Therapy Song

She's my sweet little girl.

She's my Pinky baby Sue,

I love that little doggy,

tell you what I'm gonna do,

gonna kiss her on the snout,

gonna toss her ears about,

gonna tell her that I love her,

and there's no doubt.

Oh, Pinky baby Sue,

 little doggy rescue,

you'll never wear a ribbon,

but don't be blue.

You'll never make the cut,

you little mixed breed mutt,

but if the prize was precious, girl,

you'd kick their doggy butts.

She's my sweet little girl.

Oh, Pinky baby Sue,
I know you love me, too,
because you roll in human poo...

(Continue adding absurd words to  

the rhythm of pets and slow scratches.)